Sunday, 27 June 2010

Written on the Way to Deborah's Weddin'

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Josh, Anna, Michael and I wrote this jolly poem in honor of Deborah and Evan's wedding. and yes, the existence of a real Kevin is completely fabricated... enjoy. :)


Leaven La Vida Loca

(based on a true story)


There once was a boy named Evan,

A lad who baked bread without leaven.

"Alas, O my soul,"

Said the lad to his roll,

"I wish I could bake like that Kevin."


The boy that he spoke of, this Kevin (fiend)

Was a sprightly young lad of just seven (teen).

He made cakes a la carte

And strawberry tarts

That could satisfy angels in heaven (winged).


Now Deborah liked Kevin, not Evan.

And Evan liked Deborah, not Kevin.

"Alas, O my soul,

"A lass make me whole,"

Said Evan whilst looking towards heaven.


An angel then came down from heaven

To help the poor leaven-less Evan.

"Deborah, don't fear,

"The right man is near.

"The lovin' lies not in the leaven."


The angel receded to heaven

And Deborah looked up and saw Evan.

"Alas, O my soul,

"This lad makes me whole,

"But a cake we will need at the weddin'."


So Deborah was married to Evan,

A match that was made up in heaven.

The party was swell.

The cake was as well,

Its baker none other than Kevin.

Thursday, 3 June 2010

brown.

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It will all sound contrived,

the forest being hungry

for naught knows what --

the sea of ivy,

poisoned. And the thorns

- the ones I'd rather have than spiders.


And just after saying it,

running into webs - one

after the other.

What of it?

A shattered pile of sticks from childhood --

one unrotten log.


And all of it

coming together just in time

for me to run back and wash it off --

if it was on time.


But there it is, anyways. We'll call it

brown.

Saturday, 24 April 2010

The Fuller a Life, the Fuller a Death

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Yesterday I had the joy of attending a funeral. Yes, the joy. It was everything the funeral of a Believer should be - full of grief - the pouring out of hearts "like water in the presence of the Lord" - and yet still so full of hope. There were uncomfortable moments, yes - but to heck with comfort. It was beautiful. Tears came down my face during the whole service and yet I left rejoicing. That's the way, I think, a funeral ought to be.


Stewart Bieber died just last Saturday, doing one of the things he loved most in life - barefoot waterskiing - what he called "walking on water." For some reason ("Why?" asked his wife, Rachel, at the funeral - "Why doesn't matter. I don't have that answer. What matters is that life comes out of death...'unless a grain of wheat falls to the ground and dies'...") for some reason, while he was on the water he suddenly hit a dock and died instantly.


Rachel was there when it happened. You would think she'd have struggled to speak clearly at the funeral. What grief compares to such loss? She did not struggle - or as she put it - the Rock of her salvation carried her through it - and you couldn't convince me more that this was absolutely true. She reminded us of all the things Stewart was in life, all the pain of seeing his face in the water at his death, all the rage and numbness that resulted in the coming days, and then all the grace that permeated her life and the lives of others in Stewart's wake. Everything she said was riveting - it was clear this was no ordinary man. Stewart changed the world by embracing the power of relationships. Stewart lived for the joy of life, he sang with the tune of hope - and in doing so, his death was full of life.


When Rachel wailed with open arms at the funeral's close, it was the most welcome noise I've heard since Eponine's beautifully tragic voice joined in the final chorus of Les Mis. It was a wail full of real, a wail full of true. It was a wail of hope - a paradox that rivals only this: the fullness of life coming from the fullness of death.


I am reminded of Katherine Paterson (author of Bridge to Terabithia), whose son lost his best friend suddenly to a lightning bolt on a summer afternoon. After struggling to do all she could to comfort him, she said this, and it still fills me with wonder: "How many people in their whole lifetimes have a friend who is to them what Lisa was to David? When you have had such a gift, should you ever forget it? Of course he will forget a little. Even now he is making other friendships. His life will go on, though hers could not. And selfishly, I want his pain to ease. But how can I say that I want him to "get over it," as though having loved and been loved were some sort of disease?....He is not fully healed. Perhaps he never will be, and I am beginning to believe that this is right."


I, too, believe that this is right. Grief is real and loss is real. And Hope is real, too. So much Glory from so much Mess.

Saturday, 16 January 2010

Made-up Words...

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Perhaps you will know by now that I have a fondness for the made-up word.  Perhaps not.  Either way, it doesn't matter, because I do, in fact - verily, verily - have that fondness of which I speak.  Where they come from can always change - sometimes it's because of my eardrum failing me at the opportune time (as with "Periwander," which I always thought was a line in Bob Dylan's Tambourine Man.  It's not.), and sometimes it's just the result of a lack of sleep.  The words I have for you tonight fall under that second category.


The first is the Lowperbole.  A "lowperbole," unlike its exaggerated counterpart, the hyperbole, is to be used in describing those times when a story or event is accepted as a fabrication.  It's the reaction to a supposed exaggeration, in other words.  For instance, you come home from school and Ma tells you that the local rabbit ate your whole cabbage patch doll and has started bouncing off neighborhood walls.  Knowing what you do about Ma's tendency to fabricate, you create the lowperbole version in your mind to determine what really happened: the rabbit ate a shriveled scrap of last night's twice-boiled, thrice-baked red cabbage, and now he's making progress hopping along on his disjointed back leg.  The reality, of course, will be somewhere in between, but the lowperbole is both a natural and healthy stage in the reasoning process.


Next we have a creation of just yesterday: "Womandatory."  The definition of this one is a bit more subjective, so I'll have to give it to you in context and let you figure it out from there:

Jenkins comes back to his room after a long day and remembers his mother's request of that morn' - "Jenkins, before you brush your tusks, be sure to drink a can of this" - and she hands him some V8.  Jenkins rolls his eyes, but obliges his kind mother's wishes, swigging the can just before bed.  "Why are you drinking that?" his brother Meriwether asks.  "Ma says it's mandatory," Jenkins grumbles back.  "It's not," comes Meriwether's reply, "it's womandatory."

And such is the case of any obligatory action that compromises your manhood. 


(Note the horror on the young boy's face...and the evilness that radiates from his mother.  I'm eternally grateful that my own mother never poured orange juice out with any such facial expression...)

Friday, 25 December 2009

Happiness and Cheer

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Thursday, 24 December 2009

In Defense of Poetry

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(This is not a poem). Just yesters, I ran into some friends of mine who asked me if I read the latest Sojourn. "Alan, you write poetry - did any of that stuff make sense to you? I mean, do poems really mean something to the people who write them?" This is not a unique sentiment. In fact, the majority of friend-types I run into say that poetry doesn't make sense. So what's it worth, anyways?   Chances are, if you don't like poetry, you won't even start this unless I make you think it's not a poem.  (It's not).  Plato says poets are liars, but I'll let you take that for what it's worth.  


This is what I'm trying to say:


Poetry is a lot

like coffee - once you acquire the taste

you enjoy it in ways others can't.

It takes some time, sometimes, but once the time is taken

you don't miss it - for what it's worth.  Still, 


at the same time, some people find it

so repulsive, they never want to like the taste.

Why learn to like something you don't already naturally?

That's how I am with coffee, so I

at least understand.


First, they say, try it with sugar

or cream or even honey.  Do 

people drink coffee with honey? I

would start drinking poetry with it.


This is what you read most of the time:


Bitter droplets of afternoon

drip down buttonholed

mugs of lava - where

do we come from said

the bee-keeper's wife, but she knew

his mustardseed skirt was too short 

for the making.  Baking.  

Caking.


I drink mine hot when I drink mine

but I don't drink mine when I do. just

listen. 


That's as much poetry as I'll inflict on you for the time being (remember, this is not a poem).  The most common question I get regards the meaning of poetry.  "Why do people like to use words nobody knows and flowery language no one understands - it's like they're trying to make things confusing?"  


Poetry requires a reader.  Just writing poetry does you no good - that's not the point of it.  If all I wanted to do was tell you something, I wouldn't need to do so with poetry.  I would just tell you.  Or write you.  But what if I had more in mind than telling you?  A good poem, in my books, is one that tells you something, but "tells it slant," as Ms. Dickinson would have it.  This is where some problems come in, of course.  Quite a few contemporary poets have gotten so caught up in the way of telling you something that they forget what it was they were trying to tell you.  Or maybe they didn't care about what they were telling you to begin with.  


Telling it slant is the real trick to poetry, though.  I need to make you understand what I'm telling you, but I need you to do some work to understand it.  That's part of the whole poetry thing.  If you have to do work to figure out something, it becomes more yours and less mine.  (This paragraph is mine). The more it's yours, the more I've done my job.  But if I just tell you, it was never yours to begin with.  Roses are Red will always be plagiarism - yet we always look for "the road less traveled" as if it were our own to take. 


What can I give you, though, to make it your own?  Think of it like a game, where you're the detective and I can give you clues.  What clues, you may ask?  The title, for one, should give you some direction on how to read the poem.  If the poem is called:  "A Fig or Two," you should ask yourself it that means the whole poem is a "fig" or if it represents a fig or it imitates a fig or it is describing a fig or...you get the point.  I can also enjamb lines or use binary oppositions or self-conscious gestures, but if you don't know what any of that means, don't worry.  Poetry is not only for the elite.  I can also use capitalization techniques and line-breaks and puns and dashes and colloquialisms and parentheticals (and the like) to give you direction. 


As a poet, I can't give you the destination, but I'll at least offer some road-signs.


This was not a poem. (That 

was a poem).

       See?

When I Were a Dragon

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I realize now

that the poem I gave you

was incomplete.  I forgot to mention 


the cold and the fog 

          you see spackling out your mouth

when it comes down upon

the sky.  Clearly

I meant to include that bit but 

you know how it is you 

get on the train and think

you'll do this and that when you get there

but not here.  

                   Here is only a moment


but moments are all so

        I'm looking 

at it now and remembering.