thetalkingmouse
disgrace
mutesquirrel*
W-wha-?
thetalkingmouse
epic disgrace
mutesquirrel
What? WHAT?
thetalkingmouse
oh, not you
I'm playing canasta
mutesquirrel
Oooh.
Are you failing?
:[
thetalkingmouse
I just made the most epic failure of a move I've seen since john brown
mutesquirrel
Oh wow. Sad day.
And I had no idea you were around in John Brown's day.
Well, there's always the chance to recover, now isn't there?
thetalkingmouse
if there was, it left me a long time ago
mutesquirrel
Good gracious.
thetalkingmouse
and denny just discarded a six
mutesquirrel
You sound so angsty.
Well, um...boo, Denny?
thetalkingmouse
hahahaha
yes
I've moved from the state of depression to the state of... [:0]
mutesquirrel
WOAH.
thetalkingmouse
whatever that means
mutesquirrel
death.
It means...
At least your not to --> [:#] stage yet.
*you're
I just broke my cardinal grammar pet peave rule.
thetalkingmouse
willi wonka takes every single card I discard
mutesquirrel
I think the world might end.
Um...
Baaad Willi Wonka.
Only I thought it was spelled WIlly Wonka?
thetalkingmouse
mmmmm.....
bad day for us both, I see
mutesquirrel
Uh-huh.
thetalkingmouse
well, that's Willy
this is Willi
mutesquirrel
Oh. Well. Um, hello to Willi, then.
thetalkingmouse
hehehehe
he would say hello, but he doesn't speak to strangers
mutesquirrel
Well, good for him. His Mummy taught him well.
I hope he doesn't take candy from them, either.
thetalkingmouse
he does, actually
mutesquirrel
I see some inconsistent behavior. He ought to go reevaluate his life.
thetalkingmouse
wonka is taking candy from me right now
that's the problem
mutesquirrel
Boo.
This conversation is so ripe with metaphors. It astounds me.
thetalkingmouse
all from a game of canasta too
I *told* you to play more canasta
but no, you wouldn't believe me
mutesquirrel
I wouldn't?
I don't remember refusing to play more canasta...
I just remember some very colorful words exchanged about the game of Presidents.
thetalkingmouse
ha!
well, denisovich just ended the game
fortunately
this also meant the momentary end of my misery
mutesquirrel
Good. It was sounding awfully tragic.
thetalkingmouse
much rejoicing.
mutesquirrel
Quite. I was beginning to worry for all of your sakes. Sounded like a very messed-up crew.
:]
I'm going to Nashville tomorrow!
W-w-woo.
My cousin is graduation; and even though you don't know him from Adam, you should be proud.
thetalkingmouse
Nashville!
spiffiness
mutesquirrel
Quite.
It's one of my favorites.
thetalkingmouse
wait....
your cousin "is graduation"?
mutesquirrel
oops.
thetalkingmouse
talk about metaphors
oh
mutesquirrel
graduating.
Well...
I mean...
thetalkingmouse
I am proud
mutesquirrel
He *could* be graduation himself.
I dunno...
He can be secretive at times
Good. I'll let WIll know.
Actually, I won't.
That would be highly odd.
thetalkingmouse
and I'm also proud of Adam, by way
mutesquirrel
Really? Why so?
Most people tend to thing he really messed things up...
thetalkingmouse
well....he *was* first
man....
don't you know your old testament
mutesquirrel
He didn't have any say in that, though, did he?
thetalkingmouse
just forgotten old texts to you, huh?
he was the only human saying anything, if I recall
mutesquirrel
Yep. Completely left them to the dust bunnies.
Huh?
Humans spoke a lot in the old texts, if I remember correctly.
thetalkingmouse
not when it was just Adam
mutesquirrel
Ohmigosh.
That's just silly.
thetalkingmouse
well...I must be back to another game of canaster
hopefully the result this time will be less tragic
mutesquirrel
And I need sleep for Nashville.
I hope so, too.
thetalkingmouse
thanks for keeping me entertained
mutesquirrel
You can't afford another Epic Fail.
thetalkingmouse
night!
mutesquirrel
Indeed! Night!
*This person's true identity has been blurred so as to prevent lawsuits and other frivolous action...
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